Some of the best stuff on that site are their lists. Besides "A Picnic Ending in an Awkward Sexual Encounter, Told Chronologically Through Board-Game Titles" -- the following caught my eye because of my love and admiration for The Office, and more specifically Michael Scott. Please enjoy the list below pulled from McSweeney's and written by David Henne titled:
"Unfortunate 'That's What She Said' Precursors in Casual Sports":
Tennis
"There's absolutely no way that was in."
Foosball
"Spinning the little man is both illegal and disgusting."
Beach Volleyball
"Shag your own balls."
"It's official. You are horrible at snooker."
Golf
"If you miss this putt, I'm leaving you."
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